servings per container: you already had too many so why are you looking here, you’ll only make yourself feel worse
what’s the point of running an article speculating on the results of a TV show that has already aired on the east coast ??
one day I’ll be standing on the roof as always and I’ll hear a low drone in the distance and my heart will jump and I’ll shield my eyes from the sun and look up and sure enough there he’ll be, howard hughes in his lockheed 14 swinging low to sweep me off my feet and take me around the world
yesterday the “budtender” lady pronounced “herer” with the accent on the second syllable and I was like, how do you even work in pot
and then I was like, they should remake high fidelity, but about a pot shop
liked I’d rather live in a world where instead of email we just fax each other handwritten letters and other things we’d like to share
email has totally destroyed the joys of ridiculous letterhead
Things that my cousin has today described to me as “actually good FOR you” because they have “antibacterial healing properties”: a chocolate bar, honey-flavored ice cream, vitamin pills